Portable Bluetooth Speakers
Portable Bluetooth speakers compared on the specs that survive contact with a beach bag: rated playtime, ingress protection, weight, whether they link to other speakers, and whether they can charge your phone.
 Anker Soundcore Boom 2 Plus | 8.5Owners rate it above reviewers, which almost never happens; huge clean bass and a real 9-band EQ for roughly half what JBL charges for this volume. | 20 hours | IPX7 | 8.38 lb | 5.3 | ||
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 Anker Soundcore Motion 300 | 7.8Beats its own battery rating, has the best app under $100, and images well once EQ'd, but treble is dull and it distorts when pushed. | 13 hours | IPX7 | 1.71 lb | 5.3 | ||
 Anker Soundcore Select 4 Go | 7.6Absurd value at roughly twenty dollars with a 9-band EQ and real endurance, held back by sharp highs, no volume, and rubber feet that peel. | 20 hours | IP67 | 0.58 lb | 5.4 | ||
 Bang & Olufsen Beosound A1 (3rd Gen) | 7.5TechRadar's Editor's Choice and a four-star What Hi-Fi verdict: composed, punchy sound in a repairable, battery-replaceable shell, held back only by what rivals give you for less. | 24 hours | IP67 | 1.27 lb | 5.1 | ||
 Beats Pill (2024) | 6.8Fine at a discount, but the mids are buried, there is no EQ at all, and owners report overheating and playback dropping out. | 24 hours | IP67 | 1.5 lb | 5.3Beats’ own page says only “Class 1 Bluetooth” with no version. 5.3 comes from Apple’s spec sheet as reported by 9to5Mac. | ||
 Bose SoundLink Flex (2nd Gen) | 8.8The cleanest, most balanced sound per inch here, with lab-verified drop and float survival, though you must EQ it and it will not fill a yard. | 12 hours | IP67 | 1.29 lb | 5.3 | ||
 Bose SoundLink Max | 8.3The only speaker here that gets properly loud without turning ugly, but you pay a lot and the finish swallows dust and sand permanently. | 20 hours | IP67 | 4.9 lb | 5.4 | ||
 Bose SoundLink Micro (2nd Gen) | 6.9SoundGuys calls it the benchmark for palm sized sound, but it manages under five hours at real volume and Bose dropped the microphone entirely. | 12 hours | IP67 | 0.73 lb | 5.4 | ||
 JBL Boombox 4 | 8.2Nothing else here comes close on volume or runtime, but it pumps and compresses when pushed, and drop tests made it shut itself off. | 28 hours | IP68 | 13 lb | 5.4 | ||
 JBL Charge 6 | 9.2The default answer in this field: genuinely loud, tough enough to abuse, best app of the bunch, and street pricing that undercuts everything comparable. | 24 hours | IP68 | 2.11 lb | 5.4 | ||
 JBL Clip 5 | 8.0Punches far past its size and price, takes real abuse on a bag strap, and gets a proper EQ; it just turns shrill wide open. | 12 hours | IP67 | 0.63 lb | 5.3 | ||
 JBL Flip 7 | 8.6Distortion is dramatically better controlled than the Flip 6 and it survives more abuse, so the halved real-world battery is a fair trade at street price. | 14 hours | IP68 | 1.23 lb | 5.4 | ||
 JBL Go 4 | 6.0Comfortably outlasts its own battery rating and gets a real EQ, but it compresses and hisses when pushed, and the Clip 5 is worth the stretch. | 7 hours | IP67 | 0.42 lb | 5.3 | ||
 JBL Xtreme 4 | 6.6Weakest-sounding big JBL: nearly mono imaging, bass distorting from about seventy percent, and it has already been superseded at a similar price. | 24 hours | IP67 | 4.63 lb | 5.3 | ||
 Marshall Emberton III | 8.0Trusted Reviews and TechRadar both praise the balance and honest battery, but it turns harsh wide open and Marshall gives you presets instead of a real EQ. | 32 hours | IP67 | 1.48 lb | 5.3 | ||
 Marshall Middleton | 6.3Discontinued and heavily discounted, which is the only reason to consider it: SBC-only Bluetooth, soft midrange, four pounds, and a master of nothing. | 20 hours | IP67 | 3.97 lb | 5.1 | ||
 Marshall Willen II | 6.4Holds its tone almost to maximum and shrugs off anything, though Consumer Reports found the midrange grainy and congested; the recent price drop is what saves it. | 17 hours | IP67 | 0.79 lb | 5.3 | ||
 Sonos Move 2 | 6.1The battery genuinely lasts and it doubles as a proper home speaker, but it is too heavy to carry, cannot get wet, and rivals sound better for less. | 24 hours | IP56 | 6.61 lb | 5.0 | ||
 Sonos Roam 2 | 6.2Sounds bigger than it looks and reviewers rate the audio well, but Sonos app setup is a genuine ordeal and cheaper speakers beat it sonically. | 10 hours | IP67 | 0.95 lb | 5.2 | ||
 Sony SRS-XB100 | 7.4Does one job, personal listening, better than anything at fifty dollars, but treble is muddy and it audibly compresses at the top of the dial. | 16 hours | IP67 | 0.6 lb | 5.3 | ||
 Sony ULT Field 1 | 6.4Thin without the bass button and bloated with it, and Sony will not let you EQ the good preset, though the battery beats its rating. | 12 hours | IP67 | 1.43 lb | 5.3 | ||
 Sony ULT Field 3 | 5.5Real endurance and a fun bass preset, but What Hi-Fi found it forgettable, TechRadar was let down by the audio, and the EQ cannot match the ULT mode. | 24 hours | IP67 | 2.65 lb | 5.2Sony’s regional spec pages state 5.2 and SoundGuys states 5.3. We record the manufacturer’s figure. | ||
 Sony ULT Field 5 | 5.9Trusted Reviews gave it four stars for loud, punchy party sound, but it is heavy, the ULT presets cannot be edited, and rivals do it for less. | 25 hours | IP67 | 7.28 lb | 5.3 | ||
 Tribit StormBox Blast 2 | 7.7TechRadar gave it four and a half stars for controlled, huge bass while undercutting JBL's boombox, though mids blur and it is brutally heavy. | 30 hours | IP67 | 15.76 lb | 5.4 | ||
 Ultimate Ears BOOM 4 | 7.0Loud with little compression and famously indestructible, but the treble is veiled, there is no multipoint, and USB-C is the only real upgrade. | 15 hours | IP67 | 1.37 lb | n/aUltimate Ears does not publish a Bluetooth version for the BOOM 4, and no lab-grade review states one. A single low-authority site claims 5.1, which was not enough to record it as fact. | ||
 Ultimate Ears EPICBOOM | 6.2Four stars from both TechRadar and Tom's Guide for balanced, room-filling sound, but the adaptive EQ does nothing, it lacks energy, and Sonos does more for the money. | 17 hours | IP67 | 4.36 lb | 5.3 | ||
 Ultimate Ears MEGABOOM 4 | 6.9TechRadar scored it four stars: real volume and unchanged pricing, though it muddles busy rock and only comes alive once you turn it up. | 20 hours | IP67 | 2.06 lb | 5.2Ultimate Ears omits the Bluetooth version from its own spec sheet. 5.2 comes from TechRadar’s review spec table, not from the manufacturer. | ||
 Ultimate Ears WONDERBOOM 4 | 6.5Tough, floats, and easy to live with, but DSP strangles the bass past sixty percent and there is no app whatsoever. | 14 hours | IP67 | 0.93 lb | 5.2 |
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