Semi-Automatic Espresso Machines
Pump-driven home espresso machines that let the user control the shot while the machine manages pressure and temperature.
 Breville Bambino Plus BES500 | 8.1 Tiny, heats in seconds and its automatic frother actually works, so it beats machines twice the price for anyone not chasing light roasts. | 1.9 L | 54 mm | 1,560 W | ||
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 Breville Barista Express BES870XL | 6.5 The all-in-one convenience is real, but the built-in grinder is too blunt a tool for espresso and keen owners outgrow it fast. | 2 L | 54 mm | 1,600 W | ||
 De'Longhi La Specialista Arte EC9155 | 4.5 Costs Barista Express money for an odd 51mm portafilter, eight grind settings and plastic trim, so the ceiling is low and accessories are scarce. | 1.7 L | 51 mm | 1,400 W | ||
 Rancilio Silvia | 8.0 Iron-frame build and the best steam in the group, but it costs nearly twice the Gaggia and still ships with no temperature control. | 2 L | 58 mm | 1,100 W |
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